What, that ? It’s just an old ditch, innit ?
Ah well, that is where you are mistaken, my pretties. It’s a lade and I reckon it was dug about 1790. I’ve traced it for about 2.4 miles across the moor, and there are only a couple of pieces required to complete the jigsaw.
But then it would be finished. So there’s no rush.
Here’s some appropriate summery festivally music.
Warning. Not suitable for elderly gentlemen with high blood pressure