Wednesday 25 January 2012

Top Tipz

Shopkeepers. The next time the chaiman of BT calls in to buy a paper, remember to charge him £5.70 to "process" his transaction.




7 comments:

  1. And it seemed to say, "Repay, repay," and my eyes were blind with blood.

    here's his e-mail :-

    http://www.ceoemail.com/

    from the Malamute saloon

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  2. C'mon. Yukon do better than that.

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  3. Can I but regain my credit can I spend spent cash again
    Hide me from my deep emotion O thou wonderful champagne
    Make me feel the wild pulsation I have often felt before
    When my horse went on before me and my hack was at the door

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    1. Danny, i love ya. Singlehandedly you struggle to raise the cultural tone of this blog.
      Vonnegut, de la Mare, Service, and Tennyson in one week.

      For I have known them all already, known them all:
      Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,

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  4. The last time I bought tickets for the SECC, the final online choice was "Do you wish us to mail you the tickets at a cost of £4.50?" When I refused that generous offer, the result was that I was charged £1 for the privilege of collecting my own tickets from the venue an hour before the gig.

    :0(

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    1. Well, Scoot. The iniquiiies of the post-capitalist system, eh ?
      You know the bastards charged me 50 euros for a cup of coffee here in Davos this morning.

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  5. Danny, i love ya. Singlehandedly you struggle to raise the cultural tone of this blog.
    Vonnegut, de la Mare, Service, and Tennyson in one week.

    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
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    see:-
    http://teddytourteas.blogspot.com/2012/01/for-oldmortality_27.html

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