Elvis impersonators upset

.by rumours of a hosepipe ban as the horrific drought that has crippled Central Scotland entered it's fourth day.
Yer man here took the chance to squelch about on the moor above Pendreich looking for the final piece of a jigsaw. This is a knee deep bog, and I had hoped that it might be slightly drier than usual.
Weeeell - up to a point, Lord Copper. That point being the top of the calf.
Interesting (but stoopid!)